Tuesday, April 22, 2008

100 worst movies of all time

The worst of the worst movies according to rotten tomatoes.

I've seen

#89 Elektra I didn't think it was that bad. I didn't think it was that great either. I can think of some movies that were worse that this one that should have made the list. Like Dumb and Dumberer for example.
#82 The Skulls Cliche and boring.
#63 UltraViolet Should have been called UltraStupid. It was insipid trying to be artistic. Took itself way to seriously. I can't believe I made it through the whole thing. In my list this would be close to number 1.
#53 Yours Mine and Ours Why do family movies have to be stupid? Thank heavens for Pixar.
#25 Down to You (this was a yawner, very very boring, pointless)
#24 Happily Never After I bought this for Superwoman without reading a review. I'm surprised it didn't cause a divorce. I watched about 15 minutes of it before I had to turn it off, dismal.
#9 Master of Disguise This one I think I may have saw part of it. But like most of my most scarring memories this seems to be suppressed. I don't remember much but pain.

Movies I'd like to see on the list

Rush Hour 3 (terrible, this coming from a die hard Jackie Chan fan)
Benchwarmers (sigh, I can't believe I actually rented this one, Superwoman was smart not to watch it with me)
Speed 2 (a half hour long crash scene, not nearly as exciting as it sounds)
Little Nicky (ugh, awful )
The Fast and the Furious (st000000pid, if I was the under cover cop in this movie I wouldn't have arrested vin deseil's character either, I would have killed him)
Bewitched [2005] (Nicole Kidman should be ashamed)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (the trailers had all the best parts of this movie, and those were sub-par. I like dodge-ball, hate this movie)
Titanic and Pearl Harbor (Bad movies made worse by treating lightly the tragedies they use as a backdrop, shameless exploitation of events that should be treated with some degree of reverence)

What are the worst movies you've seen?

8 comments:

Just Dave said...

Anger Management - rented it, watched 20 minutes, took it back. Jack Nicholson should be ashamed.

Friends wit Money - It's a comedy. Oh, no, it's a drama. Wait a minute, now I got it - it just sucks.

Tug said...

I love Adam Sandler, but Punch Drunk Love just HURT to watch! And yeah, like Dave said - Anger Management, too. I need to go check out that list...

Amy said...

My all time worst movie ever is....

*drumroll*

Freddy Got Fingered.

Teri said...

The only one I can think of recently is Blades of Glory.

Shhhhh, don't tell me coworker. her and her twin were HYSTERICAL over this movie.

me? not so much!

thank god I taped it from my HBO free weekend cause if I would have rented it, I would have cried.

Nobody™ said...

Napoleon Dynamite. WTH was that?

But I have to agree with Tug on Punch Drunk Love, it was horrible.

I don't think I finished Bewitched, and I was looking forward to it, I'm a fan of the original series.

groovyoldlady said...

ANY movie that is a remake of an old tv show or movie. Remakes are a sure sign of insipid lack of creativity.

Sushiboy said...

Anger Management- I guess I didn't mind this one. Perhaps this says something quite bad about me.

Friends wit Money - Haven't seen it. Sounds like I never will.

Punch Drunk Love - Not sure I have even heard of that one. And I like Adam Sandler (well I liked Happy Gilmore and the Waterboy anyway, Billy Madison is all right if I've been up for more than 24 hours.

Freddy Got Fingered - I've heard of that. Didn't look that impressive.

Blades of Glory - I wanted to see that, now I don't.

Napoleon Dynamite - I thought it was slow, but I liked it. I was a complete dork back in High School. Superwoman thought this movie was the height of stupidity too, then I explained to here why I thought it was funny. I think that lowered her opinion of me.

Groovy - I think the Adam's Family movies that came out in the 90's were an exception to this rule. But by and large I think you are right. Brady Bunch Move, stunk. Bewitched, terrible. The Avengers, eh, not too bad, but definitely not good. Most movies based off a kids cartoon, (yu gi oh, pokemon, care bears, etc...) yuck.

HoosierGirl5 said...

I am totally stealing this. Great idea.

The worst movies: Superbad. Anything with the Simpsons. Anything with Ashton Kuschner.

J.