Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

It was Brilliant.

You owe it to yourself to read this before someone spoils the end of it.
Why are you still here. Stop reading blogs and finish reading the book.

The End

I'm picking up my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows tonight, shortly after midnight. The Harry Potter series is, hands down, my favorite work of fiction. I have read the series over and over and... well you get the idea. I'm very exited to experience the conclusion of the story, but I'm a little sad it will be over and done with. Parting will be such sweet sorrow.

SushiBoy in South Park

I have a guilty pleasure. South Park. I don't watch it every night. I don't know if I see it once a month, but occasionally when the kids are in bed and I'm clicking the clicker, I end up catching an episode and laughing my end off. I love the spot on -if a little twisted- satire on American culture and politics. So when I found this on the net today I couldn't resist making myself into a South Park character.

Nobody Likes Me.

I took a "Brutally Honest" Personality Test. I found this over at Dadguy's who found it at Blogarita's.

I'm right on the line between ENFP and ENTP. Or as the test calls it a Scumbag or a Prick. Ouch.

Your Score: Scumbag- ENFP

70% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 46% Thinking, 23% Judging

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No.
How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

Your Score: Prick- ENTP

73% Extraversion, 70% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 20% Judging

People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this, or this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The Next Food Network Star

It was a great series, if a bit short.
I'm mad that they thought to cut Amy, but thankfully she is back now. You can vote for Amy here. (or if you want to vot for Rory you can follow the same link).

I will be out of town for the big announcement next week, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Amy. Are you still here? Go Vote! (for Amy)

Jerks

Christian Protestors Heckle Hindu Chaplain
These protestors are jerks. Protesting like this is not 'witnessing', it is acting about as un-Christian as it is possible to act. Jesus was the Prince of Peace, such hate filled people as these don't deserve the title of Christians. This Hindu minister wasn't preaching or trying to force his religion on others, he was simply praying to God in his way, as he was invited to do. I can't beleive these people would interrupt him and heckle him for this. Jerks.

Strep

I'm not dead. But the last couple of days I sometimes wish that I were. I've had strep throat and I'm feeling pretty under the weather. All the smoke drifting north from the huge wildfire is making recovery difficult. (People with allergies and smoke don't mix.)

To Do No Harm

Does anyone else find irony in the latest terrorist wrinkle? Medical Doctors planning attacks to blow up scores of innocent Londoners. Story Here.

Primum non nocere; First, do no harm. This phrase is the motto of doctors and other medical practitioners worldwide. An oath to never intentionally harm anyone (and to avoid unintentional harm as well). I believe these allegations -- but as yet they are unproven, so I haven't totally made up my mind -- , and the complete dishonor of these actions gall me. Westerners are honorless pigs, infidels, is what we here from the extreme Islamic propaganda. Terrorists, take a look in the mirror; you are the honorless, the oath breakers, the child killers, the infidels.

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So have you heard of a story where a man buys his wife a power tool for her birthday? Well I haven't done that. Superwoman's birthday is coming up so I thought it would be fun to have a big bash for her and to serve one of her favorite dishes Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches. OK thats a good idea right? Yes, but my execution sucks. Yesterday the kids were umm... brats, and the house was a mess and the party is coming up tomorrow. So I went to bed early (its been a long couple of weeks at work) without even thinking about what needed to be done by the July 4th/Birthday Party. Who stayed up all night worrying about it and cleaning? Superwoman. Who feels like a big fat jerk today? SushiBoy (and with good reason). So no, I didn't buy my wife a power tool for her birthday, I just made here clean up for her own party. I suck. To do no harm? That was my intention, but I caused it anyway.

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Reprove SusiBoy and those pesky terrorists in the comments. They both deserve it.