Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2008

Idiot of the Week #2

Nominee #1 Vladimir Putin. Georgia didn't need attacked. Thanks for bringing the cold war back numb-nuts. If this is his Olympic Spirit of brotherhood, I'd hate to catch him in a bad mood.

Nominee #2 The idiot(s) in China in charge of the Olympic games. Lip Syncing, underage athletes and fake fireworks to name a few.

Nominee #3 George Lucas. Notice the more he micromanages a movie by animation the more the movie sucks? (the made for TV animation not included, movies only) The new animated movie looks to be the worst yet. I'd cry, but I burned all the emotion I could on Star Wars after Episode II.


Vote in the comments. Losers announced Monday.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Idiot of the Week

Doctor Mom is MIA .... STILL! ...

... So I don't feel too bad about blatantly stealing her idiot of the week contest. Chances are I won't be nearly as diligent about getting one up every week like she did. In fact this may be the only one.


Nominee #1

Representive James Fagan of Mass. He is a defense attorney and a state legislator. "I'm gonna rip them apart," Fagan said of young victims during his testimony on the bill. "I'm going to make sure that the rest of their life is ruined, that when they’re 8 years old, they throw up; when they’re 12 years old, they won’t sleep; when they’re 19 years old, they’ll have nightmares and they’ll never have a relationship with anybody.” OK defend your client, fine, but don't rape the victims again. Jerk.

Nominee #2

The Hogan (Hulk and his Estranged wife) parents, for..... well just being themselves mainly. The jail tapes and dating teenagers... .... ... No links for them. I don't want to fund their crazy lives.

Nominee #3

Robert Mugabe. Zimbabwe's Dictator.

Vote by posting a reply or sending an e-mail. The voting ends Sunday. Winner (Loser) posted on Monday.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

BS

So I'm watching the President of Iran spew his hate filled rants. The man needs to be stopped. Build your fallout shelters now, if he has his way they will get some use. After he pushes through his nuclear programs he's promised to share them with the rest of the countries that hate us. Great idea.

Our policies concerning the Mid-East haven't always been the best, but keeping genocidal dictators from developing nuclear capability is a great policy. A nation with oil coming out of its ears doesn't need nuclear energy to provide electricty to its subjects. It doesn't need Nuclear power to become an industrialized modern country. This man wants nuclear capabilities only to kill. To kill Jews (or as he calls them zionists), Europeans and Americans.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Jerks

Christian Protestors Heckle Hindu Chaplain
These protestors are jerks. Protesting like this is not 'witnessing', it is acting about as un-Christian as it is possible to act. Jesus was the Prince of Peace, such hate filled people as these don't deserve the title of Christians. This Hindu minister wasn't preaching or trying to force his religion on others, he was simply praying to God in his way, as he was invited to do. I can't beleive these people would interrupt him and heckle him for this. Jerks.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

To Do No Harm

Does anyone else find irony in the latest terrorist wrinkle? Medical Doctors planning attacks to blow up scores of innocent Londoners. Story Here.

Primum non nocere; First, do no harm. This phrase is the motto of doctors and other medical practitioners worldwide. An oath to never intentionally harm anyone (and to avoid unintentional harm as well). I believe these allegations -- but as yet they are unproven, so I haven't totally made up my mind -- , and the complete dishonor of these actions gall me. Westerners are honorless pigs, infidels, is what we here from the extreme Islamic propaganda. Terrorists, take a look in the mirror; you are the honorless, the oath breakers, the child killers, the infidels.

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So have you heard of a story where a man buys his wife a power tool for her birthday? Well I haven't done that. Superwoman's birthday is coming up so I thought it would be fun to have a big bash for her and to serve one of her favorite dishes Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches. OK thats a good idea right? Yes, but my execution sucks. Yesterday the kids were umm... brats, and the house was a mess and the party is coming up tomorrow. So I went to bed early (its been a long couple of weeks at work) without even thinking about what needed to be done by the July 4th/Birthday Party. Who stayed up all night worrying about it and cleaning? Superwoman. Who feels like a big fat jerk today? SushiBoy (and with good reason). So no, I didn't buy my wife a power tool for her birthday, I just made here clean up for her own party. I suck. To do no harm? That was my intention, but I caused it anyway.

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Reprove SusiBoy and those pesky terrorists in the comments. They both deserve it.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

New Line's Foley

The world is full of idiots, thank goodness most of them flock to Hollywood leaving the world mostly unscathed. But occasionally a group get together and screw something up so badly that even I can't ignore it.

New Line studios has fired Peter Jackson!

Yes the creator of the 3 best movies to come out of Hollywood in years is canned. The reason? No word yet. But I'd be surprised if it isn't about the court case in which Wingnut Films is suing New Line. The basic gist of the case, Peter Jackson's company is promised a percentage of the gross profits from the 3 films. The Films gross a very larg sum (well into the billions). The money payed out to Wingnut is well less than what the percentage promised. Wingnut films has New Line audited to see what owed. New Line has used "shady accounting" to mask it's profits. Wingnut sues. New Line fires Jackson and company shortly after. New Line execs prove their diminished mental capacity in spectacular fashion.

I hereby nominate the Execs over at New Line for the infamous "Idiot of the Week" award as voted on in the cul-de-sac. They deserve it.

Edit: I thought I should clarify that Peter Jackson actually was never an employee of New Line. What I mean by "fired" is that New Line is going to make the Hobbit with out Peter Jackson as the Producer and Director. Bad Move.